I found this flowchart on things to say after sex depending on the quality of the said sex.
Some of the usable ones:
Good sex:
- Animal sounds —> RAWRRR–> T-Rex mating cry
-Inner sounds——> Mmmmmm, Oh, Oh, Oh Yeaaa
- Romantic–> You are beautiful like the moon.
-Foreign/Subtitled Passion—-> Anything french
Bad sex:
-Animal sounds—> Whoooliluii –> Whale mating cry
—-> Baah Baaah-> Sheep
-Inner sounds–> Booooo, blaaaahhh, Yabba doobie Dooobe Dooo
-Romantic—> I love (not your partner’s name) (not their gender) soooo much
-Foreign/Subtitled Passion—–> Heil hitler
Some addendums on the bad sex (via Amit Varma ):
-Can you atleast cook?
-I need to blog some pictures of this. Say cheeeeeese.
-Done. 100 girls in 100 days. I won the bet. I don’t need to do this any more.
Good luck picking.
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